Monday, June 20, 2011

New Blog

Since I'm going to Spain on Sunday I've decided to make a new blog dedicated to my time in Spain. Be prepared for tons of pictures and fabulous stories. Next time I'll be writing from Spain!

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Thank God you're here! Grandma's been raped!

Summer Heights High. It's a pretty awesome show. Here are some of my favorite quotes. 

Mr. G: "We used to have bushes here, but a girl got raped behind them so we took them away, yep no more bushes..."

Ja’mie: "Wife beaters and rapists are nearly all public-school educated. Sorry, no offence, but it’s true."

Ja’mie: "I think what happens is, like, out in the outer suburbs, like, ugly people breed with other ugly people, right. So you end with really fugly kids. So that’s why you look around a public school and on average, like no offence, but people are more fugly. Whereas in a private school area, in a rich school area… (shut up, let me explain), in a rich area, like, hotter people breed with hot people and have hotter kids."

Ja'mie: "Friends don't send each other two text messages an hour saying "See you in English", "Save me a seat!"

Principle: ‎"Ranga's arent a race Jonah."
Jonah: "But sir, they're everywhere!"'

Mr. G: ‎"Thank god your here! Grandma's been raped!'' 

Ja'mie: "This is the Dolce and Gabbana dress that I wore to my year 9 formal. As you can see, it still fits me.”

Ja'mie: "I had an eating disorder in year 8 so my breasts didnt develope properly."

Ja'mie: "Look at my phone, its a blackberry. i would let you borrow it, but it's worth like thousands of dollars and my dad would kill me."

Mr. G: "She's a naughty girl, with a (swings his head) bad habit, bad habit for drugs..."

Ja'mie: "Ooo you've got wheelchair people, that's soo cute..I LOVE disabled people!"

Ja'mie: "A school that bans formals is a school that bans life"

Mr G: "She was what the other students would call.... a slut."

Ja'mie: "Asians will get into limos with lesbians .... and my group will talk to the fugly girls"

Ja'mie: "They pick on you? Can you introduce me to them?"

Ja'mie: "He made me feel less hot!" 

Mr. G: "Mr G is how should i say...a jesus type character in the musical"

Ja'mie: "She was all like, 'Uhhh, Jai'me, you're a pedophile, because you're going out with a year 7.' But I'd rather be a pedophile than a lesbian, seriously."

Thursday, June 9, 2011

New Apartment

The new place! Moving in was exhausting but I'm finally finished with it all. 
Yesterday we got cable and my life is complete. 

Cox messed up my set up date so I had to wait an extra week before we got internet and cable but thankfully the guy who set up our cable was really nice and completely set everything up perfectly. 

I have furniture now! Nice to know the things in my place are actually mine. 

Meeka has been up here with us and it's been great. She's gotten pretty used to the place. There are tons of animals here though. Which is good and bad I guess. Meeka gets to see a lot of dogs and cats so that keeps her on her toes but I'm also afraid if I ever let her out without a leash that she will run up to another dog or chase a cat. She's been doing good till now though so I think things will be fine. 

My new living room! I plan on spending many hours here. Enjoying life and such.